Aranxta Rus...She's Dutch or Something

Just met this girl.  And by "met" I mean "pre-jizzed myself when I saw her on TV."  Never heard of her before today.  She just advanced to the third round of Wimbledon over Sam "Schwarzenegger" Stosur.  So congratulations to her on that and being extremely hot.  All sorts of talent.  And if you look at the pictures this is as real as it gets.  No make up.  Domination in the smile, eyes, and hair departments and whatever other categories you're into.  In terms of hotness this girl eats Sharapova for breakfast. She's also not like 6 feet 4 inches tall.

Wimbledon Coverage

Chandelier Incident will provide ongoing coverage of the 2012 Championships from the All England Club. 

 ESPN will be providing the absolutely terrible coverage of the event. 

Youkilis Gone

Youkilis sucked.

Tennesee outlaws holding hands amongst teens

These people in Tennessee have it all backwards.  They see holding hands as a "gateway to sexual activity" and they couldn't be more wrong.  Holding hands usually only happens once you've been to the promised land and not one minute before that.  Yeah, like I'm gonna get my hands all sweaty and gross if I haven't fucked you yet. 
Having said that I am 100% in favor of this law and would like to thank the government.   How many excuses have I had to come up with to get out of holding hands? Like 3,000?  I literally had "tendonitis" in my wrist for over a year that would flare up during hand-holding moments.  Now I got the only one I need, "Sorry honey shit is illegal and I ain't trying to do a bid."  Finally Uncle Sam is coming to the aid of the common man and it isn't a moment too soon.  Bravo. 

God Damn what a bummer. RIP Lonesome George

Lonesome George (Solitario Jorge), the last of a particular sub-species of giant Galapagos Tortoise, passed away on Sunday.  As the last of his kind Lonesome George was a symbol of conservation efforts both in the equatorial Archipelago and more broadly across the world.  He was approximately 100 years old.

These tortoises are the coolest animals around.  Just eating passion fruit all day not giving a fuck.  I went to the Galapagos in 07 and it was fucking awesome.  Swimming with seals, chilling with the blue-footed boobies and getting shitfaced on rum with my friends on a mega-yacht for a week.  Shit was heaven.  But the absolute highlight were the Tortugas (that is the spanish word for Tortoises).  They are like the size of a car and do absolutely nothing except eat.  There are tons of Tortugas left, but Lonesome was the only one left from his certain island.

It sucks that Lonesome G didn't reproduce and all but I think I kind of respect him for it.  The females they were bringing in didn't have the right shell shape.  Everyone knows that the first thing a Tortuga looks for in a broad.  Wasn't about to be tapping it unless shit was tight, y'know?  Didn't want to fuck up the bloodlines.  Rather have nothing than some half-breed crap.  Tortugas are pretty common in Galapagos, but there was only one true Lonesome.  Dude made sure it stayed that way.  Haters gonna hate, Lonesome gonna Lonesome. 

So anyway raise those glasses to Lonesome George.

So I was going to start this sports/music blog about a month ago and then the unthinkable accurred.  The Patriots lost the Superbowl to the New York Giants.  Again.  There was widespread bed-wetting across New England as a result of deep shame.  I woke up constantly in cold-sweats for weeks.  And, to tell you the truth, I'm not sure if I'm entirely over it even now.  There could not have been a more degrading loss.  So needless to say, blogging was completely out of the question.  But I'm back to give it another shot.