These people in Tennessee have it all backwards. They see holding hands as a "gateway to sexual activity" and they couldn't be more wrong. Holding hands usually only happens once you've been to the promised land and not one minute before that. Yeah, like I'm gonna get my hands all sweaty and gross if I haven't fucked you yet.
Having said that I am 100% in favor of this law and would like to thank the government. How many excuses have I had to come up with to get out of holding hands? Like 3,000? I literally had "tendonitis" in my wrist for over a year that would flare up during hand-holding moments. Now I got the only one I need, "Sorry honey shit is illegal and I ain't trying to do a bid." Finally Uncle Sam is coming to the aid of the common man and it isn't a moment too soon. Bravo.
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