First I will admit that I'm pretty fucking cherry when it comes to blogging. I'm not a nerd so websites and computers aren't my thing. I signed up for a computer programming class first semester of college and dropped it immediately. The reason that I have to start a blog now is that it's become pretty clear that the content on most is pathetic and I'm here to fucking regulate and dickslap any motherfucker that steps up. With my syntax. So let's get this rolling...